Sou: texts Rin -Hi Rin, Ren died.-
Sou: -LOL JK, he’s still alive.-
Rin: – What happened!?
Sou: – I fukd him so hard he can barely walk without crutches.
Rin: – WHAT!!? Sou you are so dead!!
Sou: – JK. Got u again.
Sou: – he’s just sleeping next to me. Thinking about sneaking my dick up his butt.
Rin: – Dont you dare!!!
Sou: – JK, im not necrophilia
Rin: – Wait… REN is DEAD!!?
Sou: – Yeh
Rin: – Sou godammit stop lying to me! You’re making me sad.
Sou: – :'(
Sou: – I just dont wanna fuck a corpse. thats all, but guess I can always comfort u later by some digging or rimming u kno?
Rin: – Stop it you cockhead! Is Ren OK!?!?
Sou: – No
Rin: – Oh no whats wrong, please tell me the truth
Sou: – Like u would believe me.
Rin: – What are you saying?
Sou: – K. He’s fine, just a bit overwhelmed from sucking my big cock, thats all.
Rin: – WHAT!? Are you guys cheating on me!?
Sou: – JK. No we’re not. Im just bringing him home in an urne. I can’t fuck an urne, even if I wanted… 2 sec, I can try.
Rin: .- …
Sou: – Ok just came a bit over his ashes. Now I cant tell it apart. I hope u dont mind.
Rin: – WHAT!?!? NO. SOU IM GONNA KILL YOU!!
Sou: – Ouh Ouh… Then im not comming home
Rin: – OH YES YOU ARE YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD!! YOU WONT EVEN BE INVITED TO OUR WEDDING!!
Sou: – Oh im not? What a shame. Tho I didnt know you would like to marry a dead guy. You should take me instead.
Rin: – No, Fuck you.
Sou: – Awh.. u’re making me sad now. Maybe I wont bring home Ren’s urne now. Tecnically he’s mine if I piss on him so I better do so.
Rin: – NO!!! DONT!! No!! SOU… STOP YOURSELF!
Sou: – Too late. Too bad you’re acting mad at me.
Rin: – I’m gonna make you regret it! Im gonna Castrate you and then im gonna chop off your dick in small pieces starting from the tip!
Sou: – So angry. Im just kidding. Ren’s ok just got a bit of scratchs on his back from that lady he’s kissing with.
Rin: – Then wtf are you doing!?! Stop him!! What kind of friend are you!?!?
Sou: – The laid back kinda friend that doesn’t involve himself in his friends relationship. You should really take a chillpill. I was just kidding all the way. Geez
Rin: – I fucking hate you
Sou: – :'(